V.C.F. " Alright Love ? Can ye tell me where Buffet is ? "
B.O. " I beg your pardon - Buffet ? "
V.C.F. " Yeah. It sez 'ere on me ticket - Buffet ! Where do a gaw ?"
B.O. " Er, Would you mind if I just took a look at that Sir, we weren't aware of any Buffet this evening - thanks."
V.C.F. " Look 'ere - it says Buffet on me receipt.
B.O. " Yes I see - That actually says Bfee Sir, short for Booking Fee which you paid in addition to the ticket price. "
Gentle pause whilst penny drops.
V.C.F. " Soooo...No Buffet then ?"
B.O. " No Sir. No Buffet, sorry."