Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Take Your Seats!

Just thought I'd say a big warm official welcome to those of you who have recently joined us here at the Box-Office! Please take your seats ladies and gentlemen, the performance will begin in three minutes, that's three minutes - thank you!
The performance is about to begin please make sure all mobile phones are switch off. Latecomers will be seated at the earliest opportunity - Enjoy the show!

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Razzle Dazzle 'em

Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

And the reaction will be passionate

Give 'em the old hocus pocus

Bead and feather 'em

How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

What if your hinges all are rusting?

What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle razzle 'em

And they;ll never catch wise!

Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle

Razzle dazzle 'em

Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous

Row after row will crow vociferous

Give 'em the old flim flam flummox

Fool and fracture 'em

How can they hear the truth above the roar?

Throw 'em a fake and a finagle

They'll never know you're just a bagel,

Razzle dazzle 'em

And they'll beg you for more!


  1. I've been here four minutes now ... you're late, Tracey.

    Will there be music?

  2. There will be showgirls and feather bowers and lots of razzle dazzle - which is quite useful I find when it comes to papering up the cracks.

    Of course you do realise that three minutes in theatrical terms could mean a lifetime in the real world don't you Don:D

  3. Hey, I heard there were going to be showgirls here.


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